"You were still you, just afemale you!" "Nope. Sorry. The only thing Tina has in common with meis blood relations. Her body, her memories, her personality,it's all a completely separate person. You ever read Dante'sInferno?" I strained to remember, surprised by the change of subject. "Umm, no, I don't think so. Why?" "Well, on his trip through Hell, Dante encounters severalpeople who he thought were still alive. It's explained to himthat if you do an evil enough deed, your soul goes straight toHell while you're still alive, and your body just goes throughthe motions. And that's sorta what happened to me, only withoutthe going to Hell part." I smirked. "And I suppose you're not good enough forHeaven either." This time he stopped grinning. "Yep. And since you're theonly person in the whole world who remembers I ever existed,you're the only one who can see me. Except maybe that freakylittle kid from the movie." "Well, in that case, goodnight. I'll deal with you in themorning." I turned. Keep your mouth shut.Fixing the dentsOne day a Stepford Wife entered an auto body shop claiming that she’d suffered extensive damage to her new car.The mechanic thought he’d have some fun with her so he told her that she didn’t need him to fixed all the dents.He said she could fix them herself by blowing into the tailpipe as hard as she could and they’d all pop out.The Stepford Wives went home and proceeded to get down on her hands and knees in the driveway. She was blowing into the pipe as hard as she could and her face was turning purple when The Stepford Wife from across the street walked over and asked what she was doing?After hearing the whole story the second Stepford Wife pauses for a moment then responds, “Hello! The windows are down!”The Church GossipMildred, the church gossip, and self-appointed monitor of the church’s morals, kept sticking her nose into other people’s business.Several members did not approve of her extra-curricular activities, but feared her enough to.
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